Thursday, February 04, 2010

Ass Kicking

Trolls, being of low self esteem, are generally of low physical ability too. They are cowardly, afraid of real people, and don't exercise a lot. They have 2 main physical activities - "ass kicking" (which they do with other trolls), and "playing with themselves" (and we all know what that activity consists of).

Since trolls fear real people, they can only kick each other's asses. And the ones who get their asses kicked, when they are not getting their asses kicked, play with themselves. Some trolls play with themselves, a lot.

Schizophrenic Trolls

The "objective", if there is one, of trolling is to argue, and to generate useless forum traffic. In other words, to make a nuisance of oneself. Trolls of skill can argue with regular members of any given forum, so deviously, that the real forum members have no idea that a troll is operating.

The "beer and puke" rank trolls know that they haven't enough technique to argue with a forum regular about anything that is of interest or relevance in the forum. In a techie forum, like Blogger Help, the subjects of discussion are technical. The trolls that want to operate there realise that they will be at a disadvantage, because they don't understand the issues there. So, they make up subjects to argue about.

One favourite subject of a "beer and puke" troll is to argue that the other trolls are picking on him.
I'm not doing anything wrong - the other guy is doing it!

Sometime ago, we had a "beer and puke" troll calling itself "Sooji". Sooji has spent a lot of time concocting external "evidence" that it exists. It has a blog, YouTube content, and supposedly membership in other forums. And, it posts in Blogger Help, periodically, waving its arms around screaming about impersonators, pedophiles, and stalkers. And, as soon as we see its screaming, we delete the screaming. And periodically, we delete the accounts that it uses, to post the screams.

Go away, Sooji.